7 Reasons Why I Deserve an iPad :)

Jehzlau will be giving away an Ipad for this month and i thought of giving a shot at it. Sherweb is really awesome for sponsoring this iPad giveaway. :)

Hope you like and see my reasons as deserving enough for an iPad. :)

I deserve an iPad because:

Apple Domination :o

1. I believe that Apple is taking over the world, (everything started with an apple (bible). And did you know that the fruit used was an apple because apple in Latin is Malum, meaning evil. ;) Is this why it all ends with the Apple as well?)
   And soon enough we will be an Apple dominated world. So, living without it makes us doomed. Please don’t let me fall upon its wrath.  :|
    
2. I know that with the Epic Plan that Apple Inc has made, there will be support placed for every one piece of the Apple products sold (or given :)) from the Apple store that surely is a Top pleaser. I just hope I won’t have to save so much money to have an IPad like everyone else who has paid for it. (anagrams used: IPad, paid; Apple store, top pleaser; Apple products, Support placed; Apple inc, Epic plan.:))
   
   
3. It already know what I would do with it, whom to follow and what apps to use: it would be awesome to read Jehzlau on the iPad lying in bed, on my couch, in a cafe, or practically anywhere and to have one more way that I can follow his site :) and I have already started thinking of what Applications I would like to use. Without the iPad, all my efforts will be a waste.
   
   
   
4. Many people come with various tests done to the iPad but the most painful test to watch that I’ve seen was blending it until it comes out as small dust-like particles. I am not a crazy person and you won't make a wrong decision by giving me the iPad. I promise to keep it safe.

   

   Blending the iPad

   
   

   

   I promise to keep it safe :)

   
   

   
   

5. I really am a big fan of Jehzlau I have been following him for a long time now
   Compared to others, the iPad is lighter, and thinner
   It is easy to handle, the King of tablet is such a winner
   I know it’s hilarious that all I do now is rhyme
   But you see, I just badly, really want it to be mine
   Winning the Pad would be so cool
   It’ll make me want to excel even more in school
   I have never had an Apple before
   And I think I should experience all the things I can, even more :)
   Who’d ever said that I wouldn’t get it?
   Even L’oreal said I was worth it
   An insurmountable way to keep pace with the modern day
   An iPad would be the BESTEST gift I could get on my Birthday (April 17 :))

6.  iPads are way better than boyfriends. It won't mind if I put on a little weight, if i want to watch romantic movies, not mind waiting for me to dress up, not make me watch action films and listen to rap, I can turn it off with just one button, and most importantly, If i see it with another girl, I can call the police. :) With an iPad i won’t be lonely :)
   
   
   
   
   
7. I myself can never live without an “i”. Imagine life without an “I”, there will be no electricity, air, ice cream, websites, Philippines, only a ‘you’ without an ‘i’, no happiness but only sadness, no Christmas, no Valentines day, no Life but only death, no iPad, no me (elaine), no Internet and most importantly, no Jehzeel Hiquiana Laurente. :) Without these things, can we still LiVE?
   As a very narcissistic individual I feel that without question I will have the winning response. Now, who do you think deserves an iPad? iDo :)
   
   

   

   Jehzeel Hiquiana Laurente

Whether I win or not, I would like to thank Jehzlau for the opportunity. I know that whoever wins is really deserving.:)